if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
I still laugh at this every single time I see it.
Mark is just so proud of Chris’s arm.
I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.
I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON
Are you fighting, Katniss?
me? have a boyfriend? no, i try to focus on the more important things in life
like crying over character development
I do love books.
Tessa Gray - the one who endure
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
Ravenclaws with huge communal bookshelfs that tower to the ceiling. It’s become tradition that when you leave Hogwarts, you leave behind a copy of your favorite book, so they have books dating back centuries.